The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever
If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid
im going to be this father
Give yourself permission to love your body at any size, otherwise you’ll end up hating it at every size.
white person eating ass: “this is so spicy”
Just remember, even your worst days only have twenty-four hours